December 2010
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My vacation is almost over. Today is New Year’s Eve. I’ve had a great time with my family thus far. I just have one complaint. Well two…. small, furry, constantly pissing, shitting, barking, and generally stinky complaint.
My sisters’ dogs are fucking killing me. I am sick of suddenly catching a whiff of shit while watching tv, talking to my mom, or, worst of all, EATING...
Family Party Moment
My cousin, while explaining the ingredients of her jambalaya, yelled , “Those peppers come from my bush!” For some reason I was the only person who saw the humor.
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Breath of the traveler
I have just under six and a half hours until I reach my second destination of the day. I believe this a good time to explain why there is a strong chance that I will get arrested when the plane touches down.
The guy sitting in front of me is an asshole and clearly does not deserve to live. Anyone who has flown in economy knows that there is little to no space in between seats. That little...
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Going mad
Ok. I’m getting a little stir crazy. This flight is too fucking long and I have had a headache all fucking day…. I think.
How many time zones are there over the pacific?
I am so ready to kiss December 23rd goodbye. It just keeps going and going.
According to my tickets I took off from Narita At about 4:00pm on December 23rd. I’m gonna touch down at LAX at roughly 9:30am...
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Are people who wear fanny packs potential assholes?
Yes.
Are people who wear fanny packs on their stomach full blown assholes?
You better believe it you tacky mofo!
“The traveler shall not gird his loins in a visually unappealing way.”
~from Way of the Traveler
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I'm going home!
I have cleared almost all of the hurdles associated with flying home this winter. The only thing left to consider is odor.
Due to Japan’s general lack of smell, most adults rarely smell of anything stronger than cigarettes or fish, the only thing I have to control my body odor with is Axe body spray.
Just so we are clear Axe body spray is NOT deodorant. I worry that the good smell will...
Whoever invented or is involved in the production of the trolleys that are used at airports should be praised and get one free blowjob a day.
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OMG! My boyfriend is wearing leg warmers! LEG WARMERS!!! I feel like 1988 is walking around my apartment in all of it’s spandex glory.
I am either incredibly early or wonderfully late for my part-time job. I really don’t know. All I do know is that I am trying to get across town in under ten minutes which is physically impossible without a car and gps or rocket.
I actually don’t care either way right now. I bear a bit of ill will towards my part-time job this morning. It seems like every time go to one of my...
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Dumb Question Time
Forgive my ignorance, but this is what tumbles out of my head when I have nothing to do for long periods of time.
Question: If a person has working male and female reproductive organs, a hermaphrodite, were to accidentally impregnate themselves would they inadvertently create a clone of themselves?
My bored little mind says yes, but I’m willing to bet money that I am wrong.
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Watch
Watchthebadboyzclub:
Scene It Series
Watchthebadboyzclub:
Scene It Series
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I had a really good day yesterday. I spent it walking around the downtown of Nagoya with some friends. We talked a lot, ate some unexpectedly good food, and ran a bunch of meaningless errands. It was nice.
One moment sticks out though. I steered my friends towards the Apple Store. I was having some trouble with my MobileMe account and wanted to get some help from a highly trained Apple Genius...
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Countries vote to accept execution of gays -... →
STOP THE FUCKING PRESSES! MILEY CYRUS WAS TAPED...
straightcougar:
wwiao:
THIS STORY IS SO CRITICAL TO THE WORLD.
IT MUST BE AT THE TOP OF EVERY NEWS SITE I VISIT.
OH MY GOD, SHE MUST BE THE FIRST TEENAGER TO EVER SMOKE WEED AND SHE’S FAMOUS, WHAT IS HAPPENING TO THE WORLD WE LIVE IN!??
DEAR LORD, WHERE ARE HER MORALS?
Meanwhile, 3 boys are missing in Michigan, ‘Corrective Rape’ in South Africa is still a problem, the UN voted to accept...
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“A 47 year old gay man was arrested at San Francisco International Airport after...”
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Man arrested after ejaculating during TSA pat-down
~Dead Serious News
I really don’t know if I can call this a crime. Any person who, as a form of employment, is feeling you up to the point that you get excited and ejaculate uncontrollably should be paid.
On the spot with cash.
And...
I am at the doctor’s office waiting for mandatory yearly health inspection and it is hot as hell in here. Like stupid hot. The Japanese always amaze me with their heating and cooling preferences.
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Where is My Man by Eartha Kitt
This is one of...
WatchTHIS IS IT!!! This is the shit I have been talking about for years! People always thought I was crazy for preaching about the evils of pussy. Well muthafuckas here it is.
And people wonder why I feel safe in a room full of throbbing angry dicks. Dick just wants to fuck you. Pussy wants to throw its lips wide open and eat you.
