Love Has Finally Come by Patti Labelle This song...
Wal-Mart Selling Ex-gay Children's Book
We already know Walmart is no friend to the gays, but do they have to actively peddle ex-gay therapy to shoppers? Though I’ve yet to spot anyone on People Of Walmart snapping it up, the book Chased by an Elephant, the Gospel Truth about Today’s Stampeding Sexuality is available for purchase at over 100 Walmart stores. Authored by Janice Barrett Graham (better known as the wife of Stephen...
A Good Day
Today was a very good day. I got a new video game, Fallout: New Vegas, and stabbed, smoke bombed, boxed, and eventually choked the shit out of the pope. Don’t worry. I let him live. I just took his shit.
Husband wanted Macross wedding cake. Wife allowed...
populationgo: One lucky employee from Sega has just married a keeper. His amazingly awesome wife allowed Macross’ SDF-1 to be replicated as their enormous wedding cake. Two words: Soul mate. Talk about massively geeklicious. It could almost bring a tear to your eye. The newlyweds also broke out the “Voltron Lion Dance” at their reception. Not sure what that is, but sounds like it was a fun...
nightmare machine: Wish i had some goddam hair... →
malforma: Kinda sorta managed to french braid my own hair today. The front bangs are long enough now to make a weird braidlike tangle toward the back of my head. Japanese people, with thick masses of Japanese hair, suggest all kinds of crazy things that people like me, with seven wispy hairs per square inch… We can totally get you that weave.
Partially written in class
Perhaps I am tired and therefore in a bad mood or maybe my boyfriend is at my place (yay),but for some reason I can’t make myself care, in any way, about the woman in front of me. Actually, I think looking at her is making me quite irritable. She is wearing so much makeup AND it’s cracking! I am so bored.
It is so not fair to start your work day with a headache.
Americans bitching about dating →
Yeah, I am going to say that you are doing it very wrong. Sex is ugly, but I’ll be damned if that shit isn’t good. I totally read that quote differently too. It sounds like the writer(s) are sick of hearing girls complain about not getting in relationships especially when, and this is just my opinion, girls seem really lazy about dating. I know countless guys who have slipped into...
Just reminiscing about old times. Watching Me by...
I am fairly certain...
…that I just found my ticket to Hell. Just now I was rushing to catch my train and I found it. As I was going down the escalator just before the ticket gates I saw an all-day pass. I picked it up and saw that it was good. I looked around, briefly, like I whipped my head to the left and right ONCE while making my way toward the gate. I saw two women looking through their bags for something,...
I really want to send this to my mom, but I am afraid that I would suddenly find myself uninvited to Christmas. That would suck. I heard an interview with you about your It Gets Better campaign. I was saddened and frustrated with your comments regarding people of faith and their perpetuation of bullying. As someone who loves the Lord and does not support gay marriage, I can honestly say I was...
How to Kill Wolverine: Part 2
Most (all) actions in life require fuel of some sort. Processing fuel usually requires oxygen. (I was an English major in college so if I fuck up some biology facts feel free to sue me! ) Most mammals die if you take their air source away from them. This can be done in several ways. One of the easiest ways is drowning in water. This brings me to another way to kill Wolverine: Drown the Fucker! ...
nightmare machine: "What did you say??" →
malforma: The businessman I was talking to yesterday got excited when I told him I was reading the 2nd story arc of JoJo, involving Joseph Joestar. “Does he sound cool when he talks?” the businessman asked me, with great passion and interest. This is an important point. “In Japanese he’s… he’s really… Ok. Now I must read about this “JoJo”.
malforma: STOP POSTING PHOTOS OF YOUR SWOLLEN PREGNANT BELLY ON FACEBOOK. I WANT TO VOMIT MY BRAINS OUT WHILE KICKING THE FUCK OUT OF YOU. ONLY YOUR FUCKING MOTHER WANTS TO SEE THAT NASTY SHIT. ALL FOUR OF YOU HAVE BEEN DE-FRIENDED. Are you going to need your can of oxygen flavored with vanilla or mint?
How to Kill Wolverine: Part 1
I don’t like Wolverine. He sucks. Occasionally after arguing with friends about the “awesomeness” of Wolverine I like to sit down and imagine ways that established characters from the Marvel world can easily kill Wolverine. Here are a few of my best methods. Remove the head! I don’t understand why people haven’t attempted this already. Wolverine, as far as I know, has not regrown a head yet....
Reader Spotlight: Overrated and Underrated...
populationgo: The final edition of our Overrated/Underrated Character Spotlight is brought to you by none other than our readers! Six guest contributors provide their opinion on who they feel is either overrated or underrated. Check below to see their picks! Read More
My friends are so leotarded!
I posted a cute link on Facebook earlier today. My friends took one look at it and declared it evil or some shit. They have been going back and forth about the link for about six hours now. Help me lord! The Offensive Link: 2% or 98% of the Population Their responses: Malforma:It’s not so difficult when you realize that any single digit multiplied by 9 whose double digits are added,...
Insane Clown Posse: And God created controversy →
America’s nastiest rappers in shocking revelation – they’ve been evangelical Christians all along
The real(ly fucked up) Avatar
I am so happy and dizzy! I just finished watching Avatar: The Last Airbender! It was horrible. Dreadful. Infuriating on a subatomic level and I honestly think I want to go to where ever M.Knight Shyamalon lives, creep into his room in the middle of the night, stand over him until the sound of my deep angry breathing wakes him up, and then beat him to death with my flash drive which has to be...
Stars Fell on Alabama by Ella Fitzgerald and Louis...
Every moment that I am exposed to Japanese women makes me a little more certain that I am gay.
Deadly Elevator Rage →
A man who became enraged after missing an elevator fell to his death in the shaft after ramming his way through the doors in his electric wheelchair.
Population GO Spotlight: Overrated Characters
populationgo: In our first group Spotlight, a handful of Pop GO team members tackle a somewhat controversial topic: In your opinion, which character in a(n) anime, cartoon, comic, film, manga, tv show, or video game is overrated? Some of our choices may surprise you. Check below to see which characters have been deemed overrated by the staff of Pop GO. Read More