January 2010
11 posts
Reasons to not go to the gym
I have no clean towels. Every towel that is larger than a hand towel is dirty.
What the hell?
You know you are gay when your number one reason for calling out of work is the marked decline in style and quality of your wardrobe.
There is a termite that builds tall towers above ground and expansive tunnels below ground. Is it possible that the Japanese, specifically the city dwellers, are the distant relatives of these termites. Or, perhaps, the Japanese have internalized genetic traits from those termites that make them predisposed toward towers and tunnels.
Hot Heat
It feels like my life is being sucked away by this heat. It’s winter time here in Japan and I completely understand that it is cold outside. But a line must be drawn at some point! I have said it before and I will say it again teeny, tiny, rail-thin Japanese women should not be allowed to control the heater. They always go way overboard with their heating needs.
hookah vision
Is it strange that I have spent large portions of the week pondering the complexities of fruit flavored smoke? I hope not.
I mean you simply must know or know incorrectly (cause mine is the only opinion that matters) which fruit infused smoke is the best.
It’s apple.
flirting with death
Perhaps, it was because Andre 3000 was crooning softly in my ears or, perhaps, it was the fact that my body was trying to recover from the vicious freezing noonday wind. I can’t say with any certainty what suddenly made the awkward looking part timer in my office suddenly look so appealing. I can say that for a whole twenty-five minutes he was in severe danger of being flirted to death.
What does it mean when you get an error message in the middle of a dream?
Frozen Iguanas Falling From Trees →
I just spent the last two hours fighting iTunes and Windows7. I am happy to declare that I am victorious.
“The rooms are not safe - that cat has tasted blood.”
– The White Tiger by Aravind Adiga
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My first post on tumblr.
Wow. I should say something profound….
Never befriend dogs that don’t chase cats. There is something small, yet incredibly….. wrong(?), about a dog that doesn’t chase cats.
Never feed a cat that hasn’t flicked the blood of at least one dog’s nose from it’s claws. That cat has not learned the way of the warrior.